Show me your pussy

Seriously...why the fuck are you all hanging out with lions and tigers and shit? And what kind of reputable zoo lets you do this?

O face

My bad. Wrong hole.

Yo eyes fucked up

If I can count your eyelashes in a picture then you have clearly fucked up.

4Realz?

I totally believe you are 100/ for real.

Potato

She used a yearbook photo from the 90s? Well I'm Audi 5000 on that.

Succubi on the prowl

I am not gonna hate on her. This one amused me. I swiped right. But don't tell me you aren't DTF when your pics clearly tell a different tale. But you're right.
Fuck Steve and his fucking cat.

Carpet match the drapes?

That hair is... uh...

Jennifer already got a man

Well Jennifer. Looks like already got a man. Just what the fuck are you doing here?

Married but not a cheap fuck

Meet Jennifer. She's cheating on her hubs but that doesn't make her a cheap whore. Have some respect guys.

You may have seen my boobs

This is Krystal. She is pretty hot. Her profile was relatively normal except this last pic. Unfortunately I missed taking a screenshot of her last sentence that said "You may have seen my boobs on the internet". Being the boob lover I am I thought, no I havent but I would love the oppurtunity to see them! Luckily Krystal who is a "co-hustler at Big Creek Farms" (someone please tell me where that is) linked her instagram feed to her tinder si I have a couple of glimpses of her boobs. 

I would love to see more of them.

I swiped right.

WELCOME

I tinder. I find many losers. I take screenshots and make fun of you. Sorry. But THANKS!